Monday, July 31, 2006

I'm sooooo back, with a vengeance...bitches

Man, did the Colorado Bar Exam ever suck. It was truly the most perverse act of forced intellectual sodomy ever contrived. But it is done, now the interminable wait until mid-October to find out if I can join the elite fraternity that's responsible for spreading so much love & Joy.

Now for some quirky Shrubesque observations from the past couple months...

A friend sent me this link of a psycho German kid playing my favorite first-person shooter. Man, I thought I was obsessive. This kid needs a sound pummeling from dear ol' dad. On a tangential note, if that keyboard still works it must be made by Tonka.

Morg, Billy D, where are the TT posts? I give you guys the keys to this ride and you let it sit in the garage?! Freakin slackers!

I'm contributing to a new sports oriented web site. Check it out and let me know what you think. I'll ad the link to my list of haunts.

I've joined the ranks over at MySpace.com. What can I say, I love high school chicks.

Somewhere Jamie R is crying.

And here I thought Barbaro was bad off. Seems this intrepid equine would look at the Kentucky Derby winner and say, "Pussy!"

What the fuck are the British thinking?!

My beloved home town has some really stupid elected officials and government employees.

And all is right with the world once again. I'm so giddy I could dance like that sissy who does the River Dance schtick.

Another in the Americana file. This suave mofo killed a whole lotta people. Kinda makes you proud to be a Colorado native.

For all you home schooling zealots...

The further sterilization of the English language...a bitch is a bitch and by any other name would smell just as sweet.