Testicle Tuesday...HAPPY BIRTHDAY WATERBOY!!!

In honor of Waterboy's B'Day, and as per his request, I bring the TT All-Time Top Ten.
Note: As Selma Hayak is now our patron saint, her visage has been retired from the pantheon of Testicle Tuesday.

So here is the TT Top Ten...

10. Demi Moore, Waterboy's opus, has been an uber hottie since the days of Saint Elmo's Fire. Waterboy's dying wish...tobe Ashton Krutcher for a day.

9. Rachel Hunter was a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and star of the now infamous Stacy's Mom video.

8. Jennifer Lopez first appeared opposite Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson in Money Train and was married to Ben Afflek and now Enrique Iglesias.

7. Scarlett Johansson is a curvy tour de hottness.

6. I would drink Kate Winslet's bath water.

5. Super model par excelence, Gisele Bundchen.

4. The only knock on Jennifer Garner is her doofy husband.

3. In 50 years when historians look back Halle Berry will be compared to Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Helen of Troy, and Nefertiti as one of the hottest women in world history.

2. Mandy Moore may not be known for her acting skills or ability to pick a decent script but her beauty is unassailable.

1. The highest compliment I can pay the gorgeous Kate Beckinsale is to say she has been considered for image retirement from TT as an homage to her stunning perfection.