Saturday, January 26, 2008

You've got to be kidding me

Seems an enterprising law maker in New Mexico wants to tax video games and televisions to reduce childhood obesity.

In other news the United States Congress has announced a plan to reduce illiteracy by mandating Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan attend community college.

Another plan was introduced to curb the national debt; Congress will seize the proceeds from the sale of Amy Whinehouse and Lohan's drug paraphernalia.

A highway beautification bill was introduced wherein Hillary Clinton will not be allowed to ride in a convertable with the top down.