Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Testicle Tuesday...Vintage Hotties

Even with all the current celebrity beauties, there's something to be said for revisiting the classics.

We'll start with everyone's favorite pin-up starlet. From the President of the United States down to the corner mechanic, Marilyn Monroe graced many a man's fantasy. What guy didn't want to handle these curves:

Speaking of curves, these Italian imports stacked up pretty nicely. Even today, Sophia Loren is holding up better than many women half her age.

And Isabella Ressellini...now that's a classic if there ever was one.

And finally, there's this Swedish import, Bond Girl Brit Ekland. If you haven't seen the Wicker Man, go out and rent it immediately. Forget that it's a cult classic about a group of murderous pagans. Brit displays the most amazingly divine ass in a dance so sexy that God will surely forgive you for watching it.